tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25750492246296386102024-03-05T01:12:23.809-08:00The Secret Diary of SteveCDude, I invented friggin OpenStreetMap. Have you heard of it?Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-68992243485270697942013-04-08T13:23:00.000-07:002013-04-08T13:23:24.766-07:00Career TalkDear colleagues: So you shoulder-surfed me polishing my CV. Rest assured, there's nothing to it, it's not as if I'm looking for another job. I like you, I really do. And the pay is great too.<br />
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I mean, between you and me - back when I joined, I would have expected a little more, hum, admiration maybe. An awed murmur when I walk past, perhaps ("See that guy, he's the Founder!"). Recognition in the eyes of my co-workers. I was kind of underwhelmed by the reception and I did my best to occasionally remind you all how I was single-handedly responsible for all the greatness of OpenStreetMap. At a time when my own project forgets whom they <i>owe everything,</i> I was hoping that you, at least, would acknowldge my intellectual superiority. I was sure you'd quickly recognize the visionary thinker in your midst and propel me to a Fake Ed position. A Geospatial Technologist jetting around the world on speaking opportunities, the blogosphere eagerly lapping up my wise prophecies: now that would have been something...<br />
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Yes, it's true - there were times when I, briefly, thought I might be squandering my supreme potential in my current job. The riches and the popularity that a man of my prowess is entitled to have so far eluded me. I'd go back to OSM and lead the project into a bright future but the communist bastards seem to think I've had my chance. (Not so fast boys, I have a couple of aces up my sleeve yet!)<br />
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'Nuff said. I'm looking forward to a prosperous 2013 with you in my current job, and aren't you lucky to be able to work alongside the Founder!<br />
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PS: Potential employers looking for a visionary thinker, be sure to visit the upcoming OSM Incredible Narcissisists Unparalleled Summit on 6/10 in San Francisco, where I and a couple of friends will perform.Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-15260631128444512712013-03-22T10:52:00.003-07:002013-03-22T10:52:43.045-07:00OSM PLUS - Is It For You?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUteT6BxZvC317GJuB2zsqDf-wZ8GeZZkq3QUBPRbIpIhIJ_5CiGDiEkeDTuaWG4Wnp7JFQsbyn-MA9OfHCPVfZZcetJ2-ifvEKrMjn2K-cOmVB8bKTOLyLl2izNN66Uj30ppLBFHtnH5H/s1600/2372_2eeb.jpg">As Paul Graham writes</a>, there appears to be some confusion as to who my new Professional Large Users Summit is aimed at. It was formally known as the 'Commercial Users Conference' but lets be honest, <a href="http://lists.openstreetmap.org/pipermail/design/2013-March/000068.html">not all commercial users are professional</a>. This flowchart will help you identify if it’s for you.<br />
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Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-36801351702473123672013-02-21T11:54:00.002-08:002013-02-21T11:54:44.827-08:00Know Your OSM Memes #6<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-18600066968603852742012-08-20T06:49:00.000-07:002012-08-20T06:50:09.475-07:00Zen Steve<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-6354923876158479822012-07-17T13:03:00.001-07:002012-07-17T13:03:35.332-07:00Know Your OSM Memes #5<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-19610904331585987132012-06-14T05:15:00.000-07:002012-06-14T05:16:09.636-07:00geosuck #0006<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-16105336262190124432012-06-12T15:22:00.000-07:002012-06-12T15:22:08.144-07:00geosuck #0005<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-24144268531276646802012-03-30T00:03:00.004-07:002012-03-30T00:11:02.083-07:00geosuck #0003<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu7QccLpSUWqteZdj6iLs-l-w9YXWNisHkMt3uzO70osHOuCorKdYLoGN_N9gj25dyfNlvL_TPY8k0ss9HNhOvLt1Pl7ICQTIv4T4U8Xx021tMTjE9-WJPfy58_YRK9yBAa7y5yMW9sFg/s1600/gs3.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu7QccLpSUWqteZdj6iLs-l-w9YXWNisHkMt3uzO70osHOuCorKdYLoGN_N9gj25dyfNlvL_TPY8k0ss9HNhOvLt1Pl7ICQTIv4T4U8Xx021tMTjE9-WJPfy58_YRK9yBAa7y5yMW9sFg/s400/gs3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5725583053391914914" border="0" /></a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-1589458538088586412012-03-15T12:57:00.000-07:002012-03-14T18:52:51.249-07:00geosuck #0002<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9j3gZU0lm9ipyQhu94yoCv1_gkPzREYfX02bU_E2VYpP4-G0fnqttf408qUGDOTnkOrd_xfLSro9rxANtZeJPMBdNxZ0gAT-YgFg86f74783aRrX6GJ_1Z40RIGPWrKlOtIIIjVzL4-s/s1600/geosuck-0002b.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9j3gZU0lm9ipyQhu94yoCv1_gkPzREYfX02bU_E2VYpP4-G0fnqttf408qUGDOTnkOrd_xfLSro9rxANtZeJPMBdNxZ0gAT-YgFg86f74783aRrX6GJ_1Z40RIGPWrKlOtIIIjVzL4-s/s400/geosuck-0002b.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5719935390703255186" /></a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-53602507715650284732012-03-07T19:53:00.001-08:002012-03-07T19:55:37.629-08:00Board notices Apple all up in our shit<a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/ZKPPVWC">Click here to take survey</a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-30121653767399751272012-03-06T12:39:00.002-08:002012-03-06T12:40:15.035-08:00geosuck #0001<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6x45iOVjDWUzzzGaqw1xNTS4LKwlpeGYA3wyr4X13UZz7mriOnyu8-rAf9b2yJBmYeLwdVAJoHzjKrg_eRHu_yG-g7a33PIqD8GixOa4zmnvA1-0MjTl04NB5sNg2cqNsHgTtAH0sAxw/s1600/geosuck.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6x45iOVjDWUzzzGaqw1xNTS4LKwlpeGYA3wyr4X13UZz7mriOnyu8-rAf9b2yJBmYeLwdVAJoHzjKrg_eRHu_yG-g7a33PIqD8GixOa4zmnvA1-0MjTl04NB5sNg2cqNsHgTtAH0sAxw/s400/geosuck.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5716886603347222722" /></a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-23682305217055180352012-02-06T13:33:00.000-08:002012-02-08T07:11:55.044-08:00An Inspirational MessageLike many other potential users of OpenStreetMap data, we at Bing are keen on seeing the license change come through so that we can begin to use OpenStreetMap data without the uncertainties that CC-BY-SA brings.<br /><br />I may have made a little mistake when I was hired. As you know, I've always had the greatest confidence in myself, and when asked how quickly I could push through the license change, I said, "trust me, it'll all be over before the end of 2011". Now that was coming right out of CloudMade where Nick and I were practically living on promises that nobody thought realistic. What I didn't know was that my new employer would turn every word I say into a bonus target!<br /><br />So, my employment contract forbids me divulging details about my salary and related issues but I have made this little table for you which illustrates the gravity of the situation. I hope you get my message.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNgerhUCoHCurzhPLOpiFRauXmmpYqV_CIR98tMEkWNHVbHxAD95HRPjzVsS1MpxmLEjr6dbYCq6hhXQQMXrd13nf7Ws0UporE9oVmTfW74GtG4HwTt_Kav3sqotxHZOBzuy-zFr4va3U/s1600/bonus_overview.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNgerhUCoHCurzhPLOpiFRauXmmpYqV_CIR98tMEkWNHVbHxAD95HRPjzVsS1MpxmLEjr6dbYCq6hhXQQMXrd13nf7Ws0UporE9oVmTfW74GtG4HwTt_Kav3sqotxHZOBzuy-zFr4va3U/s400/bonus_overview.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706139156570886754" border="0" /></a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-84460751514293390892011-11-03T03:01:00.000-07:002011-11-03T03:20:20.483-07:00Why Google owns SketchUp (or, The Russians Are Coming)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw1SEEX9C-9ve4NB1s43Kw6WsxhC7UaomvILUFBOx9VatGaKiOsze3nFO4SyyBMQ-lWpQxkCxLYk4sgV55cteEzWhe0iwsPePkKicl_AWvqxKsk3Pv_mEWLdf98lwMZ9fZr1WuDodko0o/s1600/sketchupEiffTower.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 332px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw1SEEX9C-9ve4NB1s43Kw6WsxhC7UaomvILUFBOx9VatGaKiOsze3nFO4SyyBMQ-lWpQxkCxLYk4sgV55cteEzWhe0iwsPePkKicl_AWvqxKsk3Pv_mEWLdf98lwMZ9fZr1WuDodko0o/s400/sketchupEiffTower.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5670711959051070498" border="0" /></a><br /><br />So I have my <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/cageyjames/status/118369841362120704">occasional differences</a> with 'Cagey' James Fee but it's no big deal. He's a nice guy and <a href="http://www.spatiallyadjusted.com/">his blog</a> is kinda like the Village Voice for paleotards. Also it reminds me of those heady days five years ago when we called everything "spatial" because we thought it sounded cooler than "geo".<br /><br />The other day he posted <a href="http://www.spatiallyadjusted.com/2011/11/02/it-still-blows-my-mind-that-google-owns-sketchup/">"It Still Blows My Mind That Google Owns Sketchup"</a>. Basically Cagey subscribes to what I call the tequila theory. This says that Ol’ Ed Parsons went out one night in Kingston, got completely slammed on tequila, came home, logged onto eBay and in a drunken stupor clicked 'Buy it Now' for some overhyped geo startup at well above market value. Admit it, we've all done it. (Juha Christensen is regretting it to this day. Heh heh.)<br /><br />But although Cagey is a wise old sage, kinda like the Donald Knuth of geo (sorry "spatial"), he is way off the mark on this one. I mean:<br /><blockquote>Sounds pretty awesome, I know many people who as a hobby recreate the world around them in Google SketchUp. It also makes a huge 3D library available to the world for free.<br /></blockquote>Hey, what? People actually still believe this altruistic shit about Google?<br /><br />So at OpenStreetMap we figured lesson one is get people to give you the data for free. Lesson two is you have to own the data. Ok, it took us five years to work that second one out which is why we're changing the license.<br /><br />G learned both of these pretty quick. So when people "recreate the world around them in Google SketchUp", well, whaddyaknow, that's more free data for Google.<br /><br />The result? In two years' time Google will have the only 3D map of the world and it will cost them precisely $0 in licensing fees. Ok, much of it will have been done in rudimentary form by analyzing StreetView footage and the sensing from the super secret Google imaging satellites which can detect rooftops to a resolution of 50cm and know what your cat does all day. That bit will look blocky and shit, yes. But G already knows 'good enough' works for maps, because they unleashed their barely-better-than-TIGER geodata on the States and basically No One At All Cares except for Cagey and <a href="http://blog.telemapics.com/">Mike Dobson</a> and the poor guys who drove into a river and died because Google claimed there was still a bridge there.<br /><br />But - the gosh-wow brigade will be swooning over the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower, the Houses of Parliament in centimeter-perfect detail, all drawn on SketchUp by some kid with Aspergers who unwittingly has licensed it all to G. (Ok, so OSM leads Google here because our kids with Aspergers are <span style="font-style: italic;">German</span> kids with Aspergers but still.)<br /><br />You think I'm kidding? Think phones. Nav apps sell phones and they will all be immersive 3D in two years' time, like Google Goggles on LSD (Steve Jobs would have been proud). Apple knows that, <a href="http://techcrunch.com/2011/10/29/apple-revealed-as-purchaser-of-mapping-tech-company-c3/">that's why they bought C3</a>. We at Microsoft know that, <a href="http://www.bing.com/community/site_blogs/b/maps/archive/2011/04/20/read-write-world.aspx">that's why we're doing ReadWriteWorld</a>. Obviously both of us are handicapped by not being evil but <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/hotdogsladies/status/131804741528322048">Google has no such disadvantage</a>.<br /><br />So you might ask what OpenStreetMap is doing in this new Space Race.<br /><br />I can't say too much but if phase one was Germans... phase two involves Russians. Russian OSMers <a href="http://forum.openstreetmap.org/viewforum.php?id=21">all think they're cats</a>, map in five dimensions and write renderers so advanced that the major browsers are having to implement <a href="https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=527386">bug</a> <a href="http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=93862">fixes</a> to keep up. I shit you not. Be very, very frightened.Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-31939930747316225622011-07-10T19:16:00.000-07:002011-07-10T19:18:19.341-07:00Newsflash from the Voice of Australia<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/electronics/phones/antenna.png"><img src="http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/electronics/phones/antenna.png" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 377px; height: 500px;" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />"NO!"Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-72870027622583567342011-06-21T02:12:00.000-07:002011-06-21T02:27:37.533-07:00Google Whatever<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfdH7JQEWyRSCBwczI80j7VsjpjcJT6PzaFl19VJpUVhSlP20ApkJcHIypwqAmxF0kPX-1_SJKHkOCjowrviVV8tfKDHhqrZyMWaHpDePOXRh9oE5O2MtwQQFi-rg9Grc-dcQe0v6YP4Q/s1600/warmerdam.png"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfdH7JQEWyRSCBwczI80j7VsjpjcJT6PzaFl19VJpUVhSlP20ApkJcHIypwqAmxF0kPX-1_SJKHkOCjowrviVV8tfKDHhqrZyMWaHpDePOXRh9oE5O2MtwQQFi-rg9Grc-dcQe0v6YP4Q/s400/warmerdam.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620600040598351330" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Slight correction to <a href="http://fakestevec.blogspot.com/2011/06/failwhatever.html">previous post</a>.<br /><br /><table border="1"><tbody><tr><th>Before</th><th>After</th></tr><tr><td>Quantum GIS</td><td>Google Earth</td></tr><tr><td>Quantum GIS source code</td><td><a href="http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/mar2011/tc20110324_269784.htm">available<sup>1</sup> on signing partner agreement</a></td></tr><tr><td>PostGIS</td><td>Google Earth Pro<br /></td></tr><tr><td>gvSIG Mobile</td><td>Google Earth for Android</td></tr><tr><td>gvSIG Mobile source code</td><td><a href="http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/mar2011/tc20110324_269784.htm">available<sup>1</sup> on signing partner agreement</a><br /></td></tr><tr><td>WFS + WMS</td><td>900913 tiles<br /></td></tr><tr><td>OpenStreetMap</td><td>Google Map Maker<br /></td></tr><tr><td>Geoserver</td><td>Google My Maps<br /></td></tr><tr><td>OpenLayers</td><td>Google Maps API<br /></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><sup>1</sup> not availableFake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-80832826445854537092011-06-16T07:49:00.000-07:002011-06-16T07:55:27.812-07:00FailWhateverI have been told that a certain company is renaming its products as FailWhatever. Or <a href="http://www.spatiallyadjusted.com/2011/06/14/arcwhatever/">ArcWhatever</a>. Or something.<br /><br />This made me realise that the open source community could use some boost in product placement. Being the marketing genius I am (Who do you think invented the <a href="http://www.openwhatevermap.org/">whatever for maps</a>?), I propose the following changes:<br /><br /><table border="1"><tbody><tr><th>Before</th><th>After</th></tr><tr><td>Quantum GIS</td><td>OSGeo for Desktop</td></tr><tr><td>Quantum GIS source code</td><td>OSGeo for Desktop Advanced</td></tr><tr><td>PostGIS</td><td>OSGeo for Server</td></tr><tr><td>gvSIG Mobile</td><td>OSGeo for Windows Mobile</td></tr><tr><td>gvSIG Mobile source code</td><td>OSGeo SDK for Windows Mobile</td></tr><tr><td>WFS + WMS</td><td>Data and Maps for OSGeo</td></tr><tr><td>OpenStreetMap</td><td>StreetMap Premium for OSGeo</td></tr><tr><td>Geoserver</td><td>Data Appliance for OSGeo</td></tr><tr><td>OpenLayers</td><td>OSGeo for the Interwebs</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br />See? Now it's much more simple to identify each piece of software.Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-52841522319963253702011-04-30T15:01:00.000-07:002011-04-30T15:03:06.941-07:00Know Your OSM Memes #4<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2UyMnLrAX0s210PMQvtMNjjPzNHvemhGHHBEY4Mzkq6qmHpcMlXCOiATQFGkZ9QlkY1SY56zapsOBEdF50Dff6GXjiZQ_BtwVwH31WDCZ2ERsUFFKL6LuDTmE5nkmT6AAYpxGt_HqkwU/s1600/advicesteve_haiti.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2UyMnLrAX0s210PMQvtMNjjPzNHvemhGHHBEY4Mzkq6qmHpcMlXCOiATQFGkZ9QlkY1SY56zapsOBEdF50Dff6GXjiZQ_BtwVwH31WDCZ2ERsUFFKL6LuDTmE5nkmT6AAYpxGt_HqkwU/s400/advicesteve_haiti.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601500335359732066" /></a><br />It's Advice Steve!<br /><br />(thanks <a href="http://whatosm.textual.ru/">whatosm</a>)Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-53860099738602517802011-04-28T07:55:00.001-07:002011-04-28T08:06:41.916-07:00Announcing Microsoft's new OSM-powered traffic information system<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipxGcoJjU8F_aoPFFn7JcT9f-UK-KFA-GtpK6kAzLxtyr-fkmbELrqMzFWZOySW2jBNzgfE5ayljGI7gr8FaLp39uh_tVlnRI61OK7Jvx4NpVth_V10gW5ajPsWvScde5-5m33yLbymEw/s1600/Whitestone+Bridge+Tollbooth+Sign.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipxGcoJjU8F_aoPFFn7JcT9f-UK-KFA-GtpK6kAzLxtyr-fkmbELrqMzFWZOySW2jBNzgfE5ayljGI7gr8FaLp39uh_tVlnRI61OK7Jvx4NpVth_V10gW5ajPsWvScde5-5m33yLbymEw/s400/Whitestone+Bridge+Tollbooth+Sign.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600648261174791026" /></a><br />(Thanks <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Log-in,-Log-out.aspx">dailywtf</a>)Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-1149719369319672492011-04-19T05:53:00.000-07:002011-04-19T05:58:15.406-07:00Dr Elizabeth Dodd<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbDufuHS5P5nTbJX_uxlZPFylfIywiF1-fBUvojcqPIBHX3S1XQ5Fu03nL2Dztur17tQtcvQvdy2Ewui1diW4gKFLujRwAuE-uf2_8az3HbArhRMHL93VW4cgDriEYohR4IlFZyBO5eH4/s1600/doctor_liz_is_a_real_doctor.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbDufuHS5P5nTbJX_uxlZPFylfIywiF1-fBUvojcqPIBHX3S1XQ5Fu03nL2Dztur17tQtcvQvdy2Ewui1diW4gKFLujRwAuE-uf2_8az3HbArhRMHL93VW4cgDriEYohR4IlFZyBO5eH4/s1600/doctor_liz_is_a_real_doctor.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597277333146601474" border="0" /></a><br />Can somebody tell me what <a href="http://lists.openstreetmap.org/pipermail/talk/2011-April/057942.html">meadowdust</a> means? I guess it must be some sort of weird Griffith dialect.Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-70158750360755412972011-04-17T22:59:00.000-07:002011-04-17T23:00:04.870-07:00The Honeytrap WorkedYou can lock them out now.Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-89225795608702744962011-04-01T00:41:00.000-07:002011-04-01T01:16:25.960-07:00OpenStreetMap to restrict future availability of planet.osm<span style="font-style:italic;">(reprinted from <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/mar2011/tc20110324_269784.htm">BusinessWeek</a>, with thanks)</span><br /><br />In the great geodata wars, OpenStreetMap (OSM) has portrayed itself as the open-source crusader doing battle against the leaders in proprietary data - Tele Atlas, Navteq and Google.<br /><br />Unlike its rivals, OSM makes the underlying data for its popular map publicly available, and anyone can access it and tailor it for use in mobile phones, tablets, Garmin GPS units, even automobiles.<br /><br />So what happens when OSM decides to keep the latest version of its map data to itself? Its fans are about to find out.<br /><br />OSM says it will delay the distribution of its newest map data, known as planet.osm, at least for the foreseeable future. The project says the data, which is designed specifically for a rendering known as the 'Mapnik' style, is not yet ready to be altered by outside programmers and customized for other uses.<br /><br />"To make an attractive map, we made some design tradeoffs," says Fake Mikel Maron, convener of OSM's Fake Strategic Working Group. "We didn't want to think about what it would take for the same data to be useful elsewhere. People would have had to stop tagging for the renderer, the Americans would have actually had to spend 15 minutes thinking about dupe nodes, and we'd have had a huge additional support burden. It would have required a lot of additional resources and extended our schedule beyond what we thought was reasonable. So we took a shortcut."<br /><br />Maron says that if OSM were to open-source the data now, as it has with other versions of planet.osm, it couldn't prevent developers from putting the data in routing applications "and creating a really bad user experience. We have no idea if people can even route with this shit." <br /><br />He points to a project called "Osmarender" as an example of the pitfalls of unfettered access to the data. "OSMF is still having to deal with claims for retina damage even today."<br /><br />Instead, users will be encouraged to use a new, tightly-controlled routing option on the OSM front page. Access will also be available to <a href="http://www.openwhatevermap.org/">map tiles</a> through high quality "scraping" applications, such as GMapCatcher and Tilewolf, that have received a seal of approval from the OSM sysadmin team.<br /><br />"OSM is an open-source project," Maron adds. "We have not changed our strategy."<br /><br />Even so, the new approach represents a significant volte face for a project whose founder once defined "openness" as "wget http://planet.openstreetmap.org/planet-latest.osm.bz2". To ascertain the impact of this latest move, our reporters asked well-known "services on OSM" company, CloudMade, how the withdrawal of planet.osm would affect their future business plans. <br /><br />But CEO Yahoo Smorgasbord told us that, as they were still crunching through a planet file from January 2009 with the aim of eventually refreshing their map tiles, maybe, they did not anticipate any serious problems.<br /><br />Nevertheless, the open-ended delay will likely generate unease among device makers, application developers, and members of the open-source community, many of whom are financially and philosophically invested in OpenStreetMap. Some critics, principally based in Australia, have long questioned the OSM Foundation's commitment to openness, and this latest news will give them added ammunition. (That said, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA">the same guys</a> have also questioned the theory of evolution, the world being round, and gravity.)<br /><br />It may also provide justification for critics of OSM, particularly from the traditional GIS world, who argued that it creates a Wild West of map data by allowing people to do what they pleased. Some of the early OSM routing applications, for example, looked silly when compared with professional products such as Google, mostly because OSM hadn't been built for this type of use, but also because they were trying to use Gosmore.<br /><br />Still, programmers took the data and dished out subpar routing apps. This time around, the OSM Foundation appears to be reining in openness in favor of a highly controlled release of map data.<br /><br />Sent from my Android phoneFake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-10146508913644409462011-03-31T08:53:00.000-07:002011-03-31T08:54:19.986-07:00Things are going to change around here<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX_KWEAAic0I6UVPlSw-bib7kvMJziI6gelfzngTnpS089jOaljoUznJA2Vnh1J4UVGIzNy_NeUIXpxBl3ZNXhVnMjlCnb0jmthnblijbd2t_oq0wPvUeNT6vY7nPMLxHx7FK3_Unor14/s1600/imap-dude.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX_KWEAAic0I6UVPlSw-bib7kvMJziI6gelfzngTnpS089jOaljoUznJA2Vnh1J4UVGIzNy_NeUIXpxBl3ZNXhVnMjlCnb0jmthnblijbd2t_oq0wPvUeNT6vY7nPMLxHx7FK3_Unor14/s400/imap-dude.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590272803177204546" /></a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-76207617303333528192011-03-31T08:44:00.001-07:002011-03-31T08:53:01.199-07:00OSMF logo contest winner<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCoRN0ZpTMPvB7RkhzL592kIgS9tw4a3EvQCfT3oXFp9bTFhmltH7Us3yg5oKvtnbtG7kH1ZmwS6vOexk8lKdr6kUmk5lXPtf6rYvB2mFQ-zMnbLk4eOc8CHSSdjEbzkW41uGze3oa-aU/s1600/iMap-Foundation.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 131px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCoRN0ZpTMPvB7RkhzL592kIgS9tw4a3EvQCfT3oXFp9bTFhmltH7Us3yg5oKvtnbtG7kH1ZmwS6vOexk8lKdr6kUmk5lXPtf6rYvB2mFQ-zMnbLk4eOc8CHSSdjEbzkW41uGze3oa-aU/s400/iMap-Foundation.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590271848067029890" /></a>Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2575049224629638610.post-40220116721800927612011-01-27T16:35:00.001-08:002011-01-27T16:38:11.872-08:00Private jet trauma<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglP8EJF09vfVBGwdYCLVL0yI_p_g7HJp-lko5FUTJk0oqSqY6TtqVZk86wi3E5sLcTgR2xhcnQD_CZWqUbL9x3opWFI3fY73RTyVlc0xllN-A-HVMWAASTs8RizrieWv5vwCxveL5bdDI/s1600/private_jet.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglP8EJF09vfVBGwdYCLVL0yI_p_g7HJp-lko5FUTJk0oqSqY6TtqVZk86wi3E5sLcTgR2xhcnQD_CZWqUbL9x3opWFI3fY73RTyVlc0xllN-A-HVMWAASTs8RizrieWv5vwCxveL5bdDI/s400/private_jet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567028909580701698" /></a><br /><br />So the good news about working at Bing is that I can afford a private jet, the bad news is that we haven't released OSM-based routing yet.<br /><br />So to navigate the jet I have to use <a href="http://cloudmade.com/application-gallery/mobile/igmap">some app powered by my previous company</a>. I don't need to tell you the rest.Fake SteveChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08908316340740693211noreply@blogger.com4